3ds Max Viewport Performance

anarchy

keep calm

...where the latest render actually came from

Hey man, can you save that scene for me real quick?

It looked great 'till it went to grade...

Just lattice it..

Credit: Dave Cook

Happend to all of us..

Finally!

Yesss!! Oh..Wait.

The reason of the mute volume button

It's always the old versions they want to go back to

After working so many seven day weeks...what am I going to do now?

Sure! I need two days. What? You need it now?

Fuck yeah! Oh wait....

a life with mudbox

working with mudbox

References. It's mind-bending

Pixelfucking shots shows you're an inefficient dick, not a great auter

This is why we can't have nice things

And just before this happens I think "I haven't saved in a while"

Speaking 1995 CG is like speaking 1795 English

Let's waste time trying to figure out what I want it to look like

I need a Feedback Translator apparently

The new normal

Can we just.....

Now VFX production is the most inefficient industry in the world

Of course we can, but the shot will have to push to next week, okay?

File under: "Unintended Consequences"

Yes, I actually need you to give me those assets if you want them rendered

OMFG - what do you want me to do? Shit electrons?

The Wrath of...

They make software for a living, leave it to the pros.

Schedule? Smedule!

On an 7 years old hardware :)

I was looking for reference online when suddenly...

VFX Hipster wants us to go back to stop motion

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

I worked on that for weeks and you make a minor update on the day I'm sick and now it's the shining star on your demo reel? WTF?

Hammering a nail with a 16 tonne weight

We can all relate...

Bind this to the Undo shortcut. (500 Posts!)

Good day fellow cgMemers.
If blogger is not mistaken this is the 500th post. Because  of that I wrote a stupid script to prank your friends.
I will convert the script in python at some point so is a bit cleaner. This is just a quick alpha release :)
Please download it from here:

https://mega.co.nz/#!jM1yUThS!ijiC1Id1uhVu4Gdm6NWvDe9XrZ4h2FQmoBdkgH8_a78

Just bind the whole thing to "ctrl + z" and "z" buttons in the hotkey editor in Maya.
If you have any troubles with it please feel free to comment. Like a give a duck!

I am smooth with meshes

How things have changed over the last fifteen years for FX

Just another day at the end of the food (money, creativity) chain...

When is ready.

I kid you not

Must explain the concept of "floating point precision error"

"That's too slow? Why is it moving so slowly?

The downside of being thoughtful

Please tell me this was used in Sharknado!!!!!!